Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just men that are norwegian

Each one of these are real, either experienced by me personally or a few of my female buddies. Okay okay, some we constructed, perhaps not that numerous really. Hey, no body stated it had been illegal to possess only a little imagination ?whether you know Norwegian society well, or whether you know me well ? you can try to guess which ones I made up though, a good test to know.

1. Do you wish to have young ones beside me? If not, let me know. I will be 35, no time and energy to lose with you.

2. Just exactly How times that are many week can you train?

3. Would you like to be my “venn med fordell”? Me personally: Your just what? Man: buddy with advantages, you understand, intercourse.

4. Can you like friluftsliv?

5. Don’t stand so near to my vehicle. It’s a Tesla you realize, extremely expensive.

6. Have you been drunk? After all drunk sufficient never to keep in mind everything we are planning to do?

7. Which nation do you really result from? Oh We have a that nation coloured currently on my globe map of beginning of girls I experienced intercourse with. Me know, I am interested if you know any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania let!

8. Man: can you go far from Oslo? Woman: To where for instance? Man: towards the town in Trondelag we spent my youth in and live 30 meters far from my moms and dads. You understand, for the young ones to develop up in stuff and nature. Girl: What’s your title once again? Guy: Nevermind.

9. It had been this type of koselig night we spent together don’t you imagine?

10. Towards the waiter: No we’re spending split. If you ask me: you’d a drink much more than me, don’t forget to pay for whatever you had tonight. Me personally, quietly: Screw likestilling.

11. I like the whale burger right right here, you ought to get that.

12. Would you like to snus?

13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard can you choose? Me personally: we don’t understand, We haven’t look over any one of them. Guy: (surprised) You don’t look over Knausgard? Exactly what would you read then?

14. What makes you therefore quick? Will there be a problem that is genetic your loved ones?

15. Do you eat lutefisk?

16. Would you like to develop into A norwegian resident? You will want to? Norway could be the best destination worldwide you understand.

18. Oh you’re that French woman who writes about Norwegians. Just How readers that are many you will get each week. Wow a lot of? Could you come personally up with me?

19. What exactly is your 5-year plan?

20. Did you harm yourself whenever I banged the cup home in that person? Oh you expected me to support the home for you personally? Sweety, it is Norway, ladies are perhaps perhaps not addressed like kids right here, these are generally likely to hold and carry every thing by themselves. It’s called sex equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – often).

This can be mostly as to what Norwegian guys state, with your ideas if you have any input on strange things Norwegian women say on dates, be my guest and contact me! Also, it on if you have other input on things men say, bring. Note: this is influenced with a twitter competition called #FirstDateQuestions.

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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just Norwegian guys say ”

We really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…

Om nom nom, whale

I really couldn’t find one which sounded made. Actually. These are typically the same as that!

1 – 5 and 14, is my guess it out also I saw lot of them who like shorter girls that you used your imagination menchats text ?? Norwegians are mostly diplomatic in this case and don’t talk